The Tate Family

I stumbled on this short analysis/joke while reviewing a book I ghost-wrote recently, and I think its awesome!

Do you know how many members of the Tate family belong to your church?

There is Brother Dic Tate who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister Agi Tate stirs up plenty of trouble, with help from her husband, Irri Tate. Whenever new projects are suggested, Hesi Tate and his wife, Vege Tate, want to wait until next year. Then there is Aunt Imi Tate, who wants the church to be like all the others. Devas Tate provides the voice of doom, while Poten Tate wants to be a big shot. And of course there is the black sheep of the family, Ampu Tate, who has completely cut himself off from the church.

However, not all members of the Tate family are bad. Brother Facili Tate is quite helpful in church matters, and a delightful, happy member of the family is Mrs. Felici Tate. And, there is cousin Medi Tate who always thinks things over, and lends a helpful, steady hand. 

(Author Unknown)

So the question is which Brother/Sister are you?